The friend zone is an imaginary torture camp. The girl you like will throw you into this camp, because she considers you only as her friend and not a possible boyfriend. Don't be ashamed because you are in the friend zone. I was once tossed into the friend zone and it sucked. The Bro Code has taken the responsibility to rescue guys out of the friend zone before a girl can conflict any emotional damage, so read along.
A short message for the ladies:
When I look at you, I like the way you move, the way you dress, and the way your hair moves swiftly side to side. The first thought in my mind about you is not "I think she wants to be my friend." No! I will try to go for the kill shot. Please don't throw me into your friend zone. Give me a chance!
Now back to the guys. I bet you are wondering how you can avoid falling into the friend zone. I have three simple steps, and the rest of this blog will explain how everything works.
Step 1)
First you need signs of whether you are in the friend zone.
The best sign that you are in the friend zone is that she will treat you like her teddy bear. ew.
Guys, it may seem that being her teddy bear is the best way to create room for
yourself inside a girl's heart, but it isn't going to work. Trying to trick a girl into
liking you by acting like a sensitive guy is stupid. Girls like masculine traits, so
be strong and confident. Please don't be her teddy bear!
liking you by acting like a sensitive guy is stupid. Girls like masculine traits, so
be strong and confident. Please don't be her teddy bear!
Other signs:
- She will discuss with you problems she is having with other guys. - yuck and boring.
- She will say stuff like "you are so understanding and considerate, I wish I could find a guy JUST LIKE YOU." - I am crying right now, haha. I hate when girls say that. If you want a guy just like me, then why are you looking for one! Pick me, I am single (:
Step 2)
If the signs prove that you are in the friend zone, proceed to step three. If there isn't any evidence that you are in the friend zone then you have to make sure that you don't end up in there. The method of friend zone prevention I prefer the most is called "invoking the green-eyed monster." Compliment her friends in front of her. Tell her how you think her friends are super attractive and sexy. Make her feel jealous!
Step 3)
Sooo...you're in the zone. I understand what you're going through. There isn't anything you could do now other than make the move. Ask her out on a date or express your feeling to her. You don't have anything to lose, you're already in the worst spot possible. Make sure you feel confident about what you are going to say. Practice your lines in your mind and then go up to her and say it!
- Bro CODE
Exactly! Every girl SAYS she wants the sensitive guy, but she really wants the bearded man who talks while he's taking a piss! I like it, i like it.
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DeleteHave you ever seen the show called the friend zone? I am guessing you have and that is where the inspiration came from for this weeks blog topic. I just want to say that there is hope for guys who believe they are in the so called "friend zone". Sometimes girls also believe they are in the friend zone so they don't make a move, or show any signs of attraction towards him. I also don't know if making her jealous is such a good idea. Maybe if it is subtle comments about other girls using the words cute or beautiful, but saying oh your friends so hot is really a turn off. Comments like that could push you out of the friend zone and into an even worse zone, the no friend zone. My advice is to drop subtle hints to her that your interested. Then make your move. Good luck to all you guys out there! And by the way a lot of the girls on the show, actually go on the date and end up liking the guy. Being great friends with someone makes a relationship way easier.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to say thanks for the great advice kaylyn. I guess you don't want a girl to be too jealous.
DeleteBeing called a teddy bear is on context of how it said it can mean. When I'm with you I feel safe and not alone... you are there for me through everything. The key is you have to be confident not cocky... women love sweet stuff goodmorning beautiful and sweet dreams text. You are not in friend zone and teddy bear is TNT. Key is make them laugh. If they laugh at everything. Make sure you reach for their hand when walking. I just got called a giant teddy bear couple days ago. Now she wants to introduce me to her family and kids on valentines day. These guys are clueless to women they wonder why they get psychos and whores trash attracts trash... then divorced 3x at 50... women dont want to be told how to fix a problem they just want you to hold then, listen to them, and tell them it's going to be ok. Rub their back. If you do that most woman will not say no
DeleteWell firstly i figured out who Dangleflowsauceman is..., and yes finally! The friend Zone is extremely annoying. The majority of my close friends and 90% of my best friends are all girls, I'm not saying I like all of them that way but if I did I would be starting from the friend zone. Kaylyn is right, girls don't want to hear you talk about their friends like that. Rahul is also right, jealousy is viable and Rahul has a lot of really good advice for us guys out there who believe befriending the girl will get us closer to being their "Night in Shining Armor". I especially enjoy the part about just going and asking her, it really can't get any worse. I'll be using that advice in the very close future. Thanks Rahul, and Kaylyn too. :)
ReplyDeleteGood Luck, the Bro CODE will always be with you
DeleteI wish there was some way to like status posts on here. These are very insightful comments.
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DeleteTrust me, this link is appropriate, its a picture but it wouldn't let me put a picture in my post.
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HAHAHAHA sooooo trueeee!
DeleteThis is honestly true. Any girl that opens up to a guy about other guys is just venting to her friend. The picture is an excellent touch. It brings the whole post together.
ReplyDeleteYes coming from a girl's point of view you a spot on about the teddy bear friend, girls tend to be like that with guys because they figure it would never work out with the other person or she is too caught up in another guy. Guys need to be more assertive if they ever want to get out of the "friend zone" with a girl.
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ReplyDeleteThere are 2 different types of teddy bears. One your fucked and the one she finds comfort in holding her. She loves to hold you. She wants to feel protected. Let me guess all the women you date you met at bars or are whores. You are clueless about woman you get the trash. Get divorced 3 x in life. A women wants someone there for them emotionally. Not someone that tells them how to fix it. Woman cant stand that...
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