Girls = Heartbreaks, Bros = Anything but Heartbreaks

You can spend entire days and nights with her. Give her all the happiness in the world, and try your best to never make her mad. You want to be with her forever, but she doesn't see the spark in you that you see in her. She is slowly starting to avoid you, and all you can do is wait for that day. Just wait and wait for the day she leaves you broken hearted. Lets admit it, every guys has at least once completely thought that he was in love with a girl. That girl was perfect, until she decided to leave him. Well what do you do now? Well, sitting there and crying about it isn't going to help, so this week the Bro Code will help guys recover after a bad relationship.

Quick note for the ladies: Yes, I know that sometimes the guy is the one to blame for a bad relationship, but seriously...this is the Bro Code, and I am not going to talk about how girls don't think a certain guy is perfect for them, because he doesn't have wavy hair. What is so great about wavy hair anyways?

Back to the guys:
So I am going to start off with some quick things that a guy shouldn't do.
#1) Don't talk about her all the time. I know this one guy, he goes to our school, and ever since the day he broke up with his girfirend, all he does is complain about what an itch on the back she was. (catch my drift?) He tells everyone about all the great things he did for her, and she still decided to leave him for some other guy. Oh, I almost forgot to mention the sad adepressing status updates on facebook. If it has been longer than three days from your break up, then you are no longer allowed to post depressing quotes on facebook. You have had enought time to bring yourself back together and move on.

#2) Don't stalk her on Facebook! Do you realise how creepy that is? She said that she wasn't into you and it may or may not be your fault, but it doesn't mean you have to know what she is doing like 24-7? Or what other guys she may be hanging out with.

Enough with what you shouldn't do and now the fun part. How do you get revenge for dumping you?

First, you have to return to your wolfpack. Remember all your cool bros that you used to hangout with before you started dating that girl? Yeah, I can't you believe that you left them for her in the first place, but anyways the wolfpack is always accepting so you're still invited. More importantly, find a new girl and start talking to her. When ever you are with this person, make sure your ex can see you hanging out with her. Always act like you're having a great time with this person and that you couldn't be doing any better. One thing to always remember is that you can't go for someone that isn't in your league. Just because you have recent broken up, doesn't mean you have to aim low and go for someone that is easy to hook up with.

Second, remain friends with her best friends. Have you ever heard the song "Gives You Hel"l? The goes, "when you hear my name, I hope it gives you hell", and that is all you have to do. Make sure that her friends are reguarly bringing you up in their conversations so that she feels uncomfortable.

Third and the last part is the hardest part. You have to go up to your ex and tell her that she doesn't mean anything to you anymore. You have learned to move on and you are happy with your new life. Tell her that you're glad ybroke up with her, because now you don't have to scarfice video games to spend time with her lol. Leave the impression that you are the stronger person and that what ever she does no longer matters to you.

Moral of the story, when the p-value is low the h** is always going to go, but bros are always there for you. Respect your bros and keep the wolf pack REAL.

     - Bro CODE