Trust Your Wingman More Than You Trust Yourself

The Wingman Pledge:
"I shall uphold the Bro Code to the fullest of my ability. I will never allow my partner to go home with less than a six. I will never rack-jack my buddy, no matter how hot the chick. If my homie meets a hot chick with an ugly friend, I will jump on the grenade. If my buddy gets rejected by a chick, I shall unequivocally agree she sucked anyway, even if she seemed kind of cool and interesting. Should my partner strike up a conversation with a chick of questionably legal age, I will endeavor to ascertain and verify her birth date. Bro Code."
                    
So spring break has started and none of y'all should be worrying about school. If you are, well...get a life. We're are seniors and it is about time to finish the year with some fun. Go out to places, chill with friends, and occasionally try to meet some new ladiesss. Haha.

We all know that no matter how skilled a guy may be, it is always hard to get a conversation going with a girl you have never meet before. To fix this issue, bros from the past century have helped each other by serving as wingmen. A wingman is a friend that you take along with yourself to parties to boost your chances of meeting and impressing a new lady. This leads us into the first rule of choosing a wingman.

Never ask a best friend, who looks twice as better than you OR twice as worse, to be your wingman. A wingman's purpose is to shine some of the stage lights on you, so that you can catch some attention. If you're going to go with someone who looks twice as good, you're basically trying to prevent ladies from looking at you. Considering the other side of the scale, never go with a guy who hasn't brushed his teeth for weeks. You want to attract girls, not get rid of them. Someone who looks equally as handsome is always a good choice.

Make sure that you wingman has decent pre-winging skills. Pre-winging is when your wingman goes up to the girl you have your eye on, and tell her all the amazing stuff about you while you're not there. This way you're not bragging, yet she will know all the amazing facts about you. It will get her a bit more excited about meeting you, and this will also help secure the deal.

You must always trust the judgement of your wingman. Sometimes you can become desperate and go for someone lower than a six, but your wingman will always be there to stop you from making that mistake. If your wingman tells you that the girl isn't worth it, well then you better listen to him and start looking for someone better.
     - Bro CODE