You're watching the last minute of the football game. These last minutes can change whether your team makes it into the playoffs or not. You're all up on the edge of the seat waiting for the quarterback to hike the ball. While all this is happening your girlfriend is sitting next to you, telling you that she hates football. She won't stop complaining about how she doesn't understand anything, and that the game is stupid. Well, ladies... football is not stupid. It is the most amazing sport alive. Also, it isn't our fault that you don't understand how the game works. You aren't going to try to learn anything, so we, guys, have to make things interesting for you so we can watch the game peacefully.
Making a girl like a sport isn't easy, but there is a way. All you have to do is occasionally put on a game with a hot quarterback. Girls dig hot quarterbacks. The only reason why the New England Patriots have so many fans, is that they have Tom Brady. For some reason there is something about Tom Brady that girls really like to watch even when they have no idea of what is going on. When it comes to soccer, the sexist player is Clint Dempsey. Everyone knows that Clint Dempsey has the best looks. He is also like the best soccer player alive, no arguments.
Guys... it may seem insulting when your girlfriend is checking out a quarterback who looks twice as better than you do, but I want to ask you a question. Why do we watch women's soccer? Why do we watch women's volleyball? Exactly! I know you know what the answer is so I am not going to type it down. (Also, i don't know how dirty minded you are.) So if we can watch those sports for that reason, why not allow a girl to watch Tom Brady for a few minutes. Plus, she won't annoy you the entire game. Your life will all of a sudden start to get better, trust me.
- BroCODE
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