Cry Baby

The Bro Code is very disappointed at other bloggers for two reason. First, for not leaving comments and second for not updating their blog. Anyways, the Bro Code is still going to help you better your game with the ladies. You and your girlfriend are sitting on the sofa together watching The Notebook, and you start crying before she does.... well that is embarrassing. Guy are not suppose to cry, we are suppose to be strong and supportive. Technically, we are not even suppose to cry after getting hit in the balls. Sometimes the situation can be rough and the rules for crying bend a little.
You're allowed to cry if:
1) a family member or friend has passed away
2) you have lost a long time pet, continue reading below
          Pets you are allowed to cry for: Dogs, Horses, Pigs, and Monkey
          Pets you are not allowed to cry for: Fish, Hamsters, Birds and everything else
3) you just won a lot of money

If you find yourself in a situation were you are about to cry, and you are not suppose to be crying.... well then the Bro Code has methods that you can use to get yourself out

Method #1) You're watching a movie with your bros and you're about to cry, the easiest way to get away is to tell the group that you need to talk a dump. Go to the bathroom and wipe your eyes. Get your game back on and join the group for the rest of the movie.
Method #2) Keep your eyes wide open and don't blink

Okay, so you weren't able to hold yourself back and now you're crying in front of your friends. The best way to cry is to just let it all out. Don't try to hold your tears back. Just let it all out at once. Also don't try to be one of those people who try to talk and cry at the same time, because it makes you look really stupid.

How about when it isn't you who is crying. Sometimes it is the girl who is crying. Sadly, many guys do not know what to do when a girl is crying. If you really, really, really care about this girl, then try to cheer her up and tell her that everything will be fine. If the girl is a an okay friend, then just give them a huge hug and watch TV over their shoulders. ;)
     - Bro CODE

                                                           

Making a Girl Like a Sport

You're watching the last minute of the football game. These last minutes can change whether your team makes it into the playoffs or not. You're all up on the edge of the seat waiting for the quarterback to hike the ball. While all this is happening your girlfriend is sitting next to you, telling you that she hates football. She won't stop complaining about how she doesn't understand anything, and that the game is stupid. Well, ladies... football is not stupid. It is the most amazing sport alive. Also, it isn't our fault that you don't understand how the game works. You aren't going to try to learn anything, so we, guys, have to make things interesting for you so we can watch the game peacefully.

Making a girl like a sport isn't easy, but there is a way. All you have to do is occasionally put on a game with a hot quarterback. Girls dig hot quarterbacks. The only reason why the New England Patriots have so many fans, is that they have Tom Brady. For some reason there is something about Tom Brady that girls really like to watch even when they have no idea of what is going on. When it comes to soccer, the sexist player is Clint Dempsey. Everyone knows that Clint Dempsey has the best looks. He is also like the best soccer player alive, no arguments.

Guys... it may seem insulting when your girlfriend is checking out a quarterback who looks twice as better than you do, but I want to ask you a question. Why do we watch women's soccer? Why do we watch women's volleyball? Exactly! I know you know what the answer is so I am not going to type it down. (Also, i don't know how dirty minded you are.) So if we can watch those sports for that reason, why not allow a girl to watch Tom Brady for a few minutes. Plus, she won't annoy you the entire game. Your life will all of a sudden start to get better, trust me.
     - BroCODE

Trust Your Wingman More Than You Trust Yourself

The Wingman Pledge:
"I shall uphold the Bro Code to the fullest of my ability. I will never allow my partner to go home with less than a six. I will never rack-jack my buddy, no matter how hot the chick. If my homie meets a hot chick with an ugly friend, I will jump on the grenade. If my buddy gets rejected by a chick, I shall unequivocally agree she sucked anyway, even if she seemed kind of cool and interesting. Should my partner strike up a conversation with a chick of questionably legal age, I will endeavor to ascertain and verify her birth date. Bro Code."
                    
So spring break has started and none of y'all should be worrying about school. If you are, well...get a life. We're are seniors and it is about time to finish the year with some fun. Go out to places, chill with friends, and occasionally try to meet some new ladiesss. Haha.

We all know that no matter how skilled a guy may be, it is always hard to get a conversation going with a girl you have never meet before. To fix this issue, bros from the past century have helped each other by serving as wingmen. A wingman is a friend that you take along with yourself to parties to boost your chances of meeting and impressing a new lady. This leads us into the first rule of choosing a wingman.

Never ask a best friend, who looks twice as better than you OR twice as worse, to be your wingman. A wingman's purpose is to shine some of the stage lights on you, so that you can catch some attention. If you're going to go with someone who looks twice as good, you're basically trying to prevent ladies from looking at you. Considering the other side of the scale, never go with a guy who hasn't brushed his teeth for weeks. You want to attract girls, not get rid of them. Someone who looks equally as handsome is always a good choice.

Make sure that you wingman has decent pre-winging skills. Pre-winging is when your wingman goes up to the girl you have your eye on, and tell her all the amazing stuff about you while you're not there. This way you're not bragging, yet she will know all the amazing facts about you. It will get her a bit more excited about meeting you, and this will also help secure the deal.

You must always trust the judgement of your wingman. Sometimes you can become desperate and go for someone lower than a six, but your wingman will always be there to stop you from making that mistake. If your wingman tells you that the girl isn't worth it, well then you better listen to him and start looking for someone better.
     - Bro CODE