Hitting on a hot chic is always a great thing, but hitting on your best friend's ex....GET OUT OF HERE. A bro never dates his best friend's ex. Dating your best friend's ex is like taking the easy road to meeting a woman. Your best friend met this girl, started dating her, introduced her to you, and when things ended wrong....YOU....you decided to jump in and hook up with his ex. You were probably thinking that she already knows you and she probably digs you so you're just going to jump in. What you need to know is that when that friend introduced that girl to you, he trusted you. Don't fall for that girl, she is evil. Keep your head straight and think about all the great things your bro has done for you. Then think about the risks that are going to rise from dating this woman. You aren't going to find any happiness with her. Plus there is plenty of fish in the sea. It is just that some guys have disfunctioning fishing rods, so they decide to feed on their best friend's catch.
Sometimes, the girl you are looking at was previously dating a friend of yours. Just a normal friend. Well, what do you do then? The Bro Code has a scale that sets everything straight.
Your good friend and she dated for
0 - 6 months + he dumped her = you don't wait, go ahead and date her
0 - 6 months + she dumped him = wait for at least 6 months
6 - 12 months + he dumped her = wait for at least 6 months
6 - 12 months + she dumped him = wait for a year and ask for permission
+ 1 year + he dumped her = wait for a year
+ 1 year + she dumped him = wait for a year and ask for permission
So you have waited for the time you were required and now you need to ask for permission. The best time to ask for permission is when your friend is engaged in another relationship. If he has another girl on his hands, he isn't going to care much about. If he doesn't have another girl, well then there is a lot of stuff that you're going to face. He is probably going to say that it is okay and that he has moved on from her. He is lying. I don't think a guy ever moves on from a girl. He will always have feelings for her. Anyways, don't expect that friend of yours to talk to you for the next few weeks. It's just the way things go....you have to choose between the girl and the bro. I recommend the bros, unless the girl is about a 8 or higher on the 10 point scale. ;)
-Bro CODE
Friday, May 11, 2012
Friday, May 4, 2012
Why it is Better to be a Man
The day of the last Bro Code post isn't too far away, and before ending this blog I want to simply talk about why men are better than women. Lets admit it girls, it is definitely better to be a man. Men can do so many things that girls can't and that makes us better. We still respect all of you for your accomplishments over time, but we are still better. Here is my list of things that explain why it is better to be a man.
When comparing men and women from the same age and background, the man is always stronger. Men can get work done. If there something heavy to move, we don't complain about it...WE PICK IT UP, and move it.
Second, Men don't have to wear make-up to look good. Women wake up in the morning, and spend nearly an hour to apply products to their face. Men use that extra hour to just get more sleep. Honestly all I do in the mornings is get out of bed, take a shower, smack some lotion on, put on some clothes and go to school. Psh on Saturdays I have frisbee practice in the mornings, and I don't even take a shower before attending. It is also a lot easier for a man to pick clothing. We don't try to match our stuff. I just grab a shirt and shorts, and put those on.
Men make more money. When comparing an average man with an average women, the guy makes more money. That is why society came up with the rule that a guy has to pay for most of his girlfriend's expenses. You can choose not to do it, but be ready to have other people frowning upon you. Also, when was the last time you saw a girl making it rain in the club.
Probably the best thing about being a man is that you can take a piss any where. Nothing else needs to be said.
When comparing men and women from the same age and background, the man is always stronger. Men can get work done. If there something heavy to move, we don't complain about it...WE PICK IT UP, and move it.
Second, Men don't have to wear make-up to look good. Women wake up in the morning, and spend nearly an hour to apply products to their face. Men use that extra hour to just get more sleep. Honestly all I do in the mornings is get out of bed, take a shower, smack some lotion on, put on some clothes and go to school. Psh on Saturdays I have frisbee practice in the mornings, and I don't even take a shower before attending. It is also a lot easier for a man to pick clothing. We don't try to match our stuff. I just grab a shirt and shorts, and put those on.
Men make more money. When comparing an average man with an average women, the guy makes more money. That is why society came up with the rule that a guy has to pay for most of his girlfriend's expenses. You can choose not to do it, but be ready to have other people frowning upon you. Also, when was the last time you saw a girl making it rain in the club.
Probably the best thing about being a man is that you can take a piss any where. Nothing else needs to be said.
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