The day of the last Bro Code post isn't too far away, and before ending this blog I want to simply talk about why men are better than women. Lets admit it girls, it is definitely better to be a man. Men can do so many things that girls can't and that makes us better. We still respect all of you for your accomplishments over time, but we are still better. Here is my list of things that explain why it is better to be a man.
When comparing men and women from the same age and background, the man is always stronger. Men can get work done. If there something heavy to move, we don't complain about it...WE PICK IT UP, and move it.
Second, Men don't have to wear make-up to look good. Women wake up in the morning, and spend nearly an hour to apply products to their face. Men use that extra hour to just get more sleep. Honestly all I do in the mornings is get out of bed, take a shower, smack some lotion on, put on some clothes and go to school. Psh on Saturdays I have frisbee practice in the mornings, and I don't even take a shower before attending. It is also a lot easier for a man to pick clothing. We don't try to match our stuff. I just grab a shirt and shorts, and put those on.
Men make more money. When comparing an average man with an average women, the guy makes more money. That is why society came up with the rule that a guy has to pay for most of his girlfriend's expenses. You can choose not to do it, but be ready to have other people frowning upon you. Also, when was the last time you saw a girl making it rain in the club.
Probably the best thing about being a man is that you can take a piss any where. Nothing else needs to be said.
Well this is certainly a .... masculine post. I'm sure your girl readers agree completely with your argument. Hopefully they don't take too much offense to this post but truthfully I agree to a lot of it maybe not the pissing anywhere part because technically they can do it too. But to everything else i pretty much agree. Its too bad these posts will be ending soon, i'll miss the bro-code.
ReplyDeleteBe "smacking lotion on", do you mean... Nevermind. I enjoy this post because it truly embodies the life of truly superior men! #teammalereproductiveorgan
ReplyDeleteWhen reading your post at first I thought really Rahul? But when reading further i notived that most of your points are based on sterotypes. You sterotype girls into one catagory, when really all when aren't like that. First of all I like to be independent which is why i go to the gym and workout. I can pick up most things I need and I don't complain. Second, not every girl takes an hour to get ready. Frankly I hit the snooze button like twelve times before rolling out of bed. I throw on clothes grab breakfast and do my makeup in 5 min in the school parking lot. I think that if it were really a matter of survival, women might put up a bigger fight than you think.
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