This week, the Bro Code will talk about a place where all girls/women are forbidden. It is a place where guys are suppose to enter, finish their business, and then leave. Some guys break the rules of this area by socializing, fooling around, and leaving unwanted stuff behind. In order to stop guys from continuing these mistakes, the Bro Code will bring light upon what shouldn't go on in...the mens bathroom. The second a guy walks into the bathroom, the importance of the Bro Code reaches a whole new level. All guys need to realize that the bathroom is the last spot you want to break the Code.
The most critical decision you will ever make in the bathroom is urinal selection. You never want to use a urinal that is neighboring a urinal occupied by another man. Wait if you have to, just make sure that you are not getting too close to someone else while emptying yourself.
Socializing:
Men, whom socialize in bathrooms, should be eschewed from public bathrooms for life. When a person starts socializing in the bathroom, it makes it harder for everyone else in the bathroom to continue "business" with the same ease of mind, prior to your socializing. Nobody wants listen to you talk to your friend about the grade you got on the test of your last period. Guys especially don't want to hear you complain about something. It ruins the mood. The best way to use the bathroom is to walk in, go straight to a urinal/stall , and blah blah blah (you know what happens next). Once you are finished, wash your hands and leave.
Important things to keep in mind are:
- Never attempt to make eye contact with another man. Look straight ahead at all times.
- Never say a word. The only time you are allowed to say something is while washing your hands. You may only use small words, such as "supp?" or "what-up?", to greet your friends.
The two most annoying things that some guys will do in the bathroom are, throw paper balls at an occupied person or stand right behind a person. Throwing paper-towel balls is very immature. It makes a mess of the place, and I really don't want to be disturbed. Standing right behind a person to purposely make them feel uncomfortable is also very discomforting.Give me my space, so that I can finish and leave.
Lastly, Leaving the Unwanted stuff behind:
I noticed this mistake when my psychology class went on a mini field trip to the boys bathroom. As we walked into the bathroom, all the girls started calling men gross because we do not flush our urinals. Guys, it isn't that hard. Pull the lever down once you're done so that the unwanted stuff can move on. Lets keep our bathrooms clean, please.
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I agree that this portion of the bro code is very important to all guys. Cleanliness is one of the first things people are to judge others about. I also think it is important to have proper etiquette in a public area, such as a restroom. It can sometimes be very awkward using a public restroom, but the bro-code really puts it in perspective. I was wondering if there were any exceptions to this part of the bro-code since you had a few in your last post?
ReplyDeleteI would love to intelligently comment because this blog is so well written, and the humor is quite good, but I cannot think of an intelligent comment to comment upon this commenting board with. Comment.
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ReplyDeleteYes there is an acception. The rule about using a urinal adjacent to another one being used does not apply when there is a wall/barrier between them.
Any way, keep up the posts sharmatron.
I disagree. I believe the rule should still apply even with the barrier.
DeleteOkay, in all seriousness, as long as you're not shaking it for the other guy, who cares about a quick chat? Don't look at his junk, or creep up awkwardly, or throw paper towels, but a quick chat isn't a big deal to me. In fact, I find the runnning water sound to be rather awkward when standing in the bathroom with someone you know. It always motivates me to piss harder to win the competition.
ReplyDelete@Josh C. actually regardless of the wall it is still forbidden to choose one of the urinals directly next to another. which is the problem with bathrooms at the school which only have three urinals. Also if at all possible choose a urinal TWO away from another man. remember far still isn't far enough away. This is also funny because my ex girlfriend never believed me when i tried to explain this rule to her. Keep the Great posts coming dude. Perhaps make a post about the wing-man position of a Bro?
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