This week on the bro code it's all about cars and ladies. Cars are really important to guys. It gives us the freedom to what ever we want. You're 18 years old and you don't want to embarrass yourself by asking you parents to drive you and your girlfriend to the movies. Get a job, save money, and get a car!
Like I have already said, Cars are really important to guys, but some of us go to far when it comes to pimping our rides. Before I start talking about the blog, I want Charmillionare to share a few thoughts on riding dirty.
+ this 30 second video is clean, and there aren't any bad words.
So go ahead and take a look at it.
Honestly, I included the song because I love the song and it gave me the idea for this blog, but anyways it's time to continue. Mistakes guys will make trying to pimp their cars so that they can impress girls.
#1) "My music so loud, I'm swangin" - Ridin' by Chamillionaire
Have you ever noticed that one guy who drives around town looking for girls. When he finds a group of girls, he will blasts his stereo and pass by them while the best part of a song is playing. Well, that is a horrible way to start a conversation with girls. Super loud stereos are just stupid. A girl taking a walk in the park is just going to get annoyed by your stereo going bouff bouff bouff! Don't spend extra money on a loud stereo, instead use it for a better paint job or something that will actually catch a girl's eye.
#2) The expensive rims
The second thing I hate most is when a guy has a crappy car with $10,000 rims. It doesn't make any sense! I'm looking at this guy's car, and the bumper is barely hanging on with the help of some duct tape. The head lights sometimes work. Coffee stains all over his seat. The car has dents on all four corners. Considering all those factors, you decided to invest your money in some new rims. Girls don't get impressed by cars like this. I think men get cool rims so that they can catch the attention of other men. I have never seen a group of girls hanging by a car talking about the rims. It is always a group of men going "yea mane, those janks look so sweet". So guys, make sure your car is worth having nice rims before you decide to pay a $10,000.
#3) Changing a flat
Lets admit it, none of us really know how to change a flat. I do, because I have changed a flat before. I am warning you, learn how to change a flat as soon as possible. Suppose you are driving down the highway with a girl. Suddenly you start to feel some bumps, and you notice that you have a flat tire. You get out of the car and stare at your tire looking dumb. You don't know what to do so you decided to call your dad and ask him to help you change the tire. All I want to say to you is, good luck trying to get a second date with the same person.
What a real man would do if his car breaks down or something goes wrong:
step 1) Brainstorm. You're thinking "I really don't know anything about cars, but I can't make myself look bad. I'm going to go make it look like I know what I am doing! genius!"
step 2) Pop the hood, and stare at your engine like you are carefully analysing the problem. In reality you are only checking whether you have enough windshield washing fluid, because you don't know crap about the engine.
step 3) Close the hood. Go to the trunk and make it look like you are searching for something.
step 4) Go back into your car and make up something that is wrong with the engine and tell your girl that you don't have the tools to fix it. It's not like she is going to know whether you are making something up or not, girls don't know anything about cars.
step 5) Say that you are sorry for ruining the mood of the night and then call a friend to come pick you guys up ASAP.
Is Rahul a genius or what?
- Bro CODE
Woah yo, I know plenty of girls that know a lot more about cars than I do. I am not a female so it would be interesting to hear from a few about the importance of a guy's car, but I imagine there are some more important traits about a guy that come before the car.
ReplyDeleteActually, Legion7 (Latane), I did ask girls what they don't/do like about a guy's car. Yes there are other things that girls care about and this just one of those many. Also, maybe like 3% of the female population would probably know how to fix a car. If there are a plenty of women that know more than you do about cars, then you need help. lol
DeleteIs that statistic accurate, Rahul?
DeleteSIDE NOTE: For examples of these motorized atrocities, look around our school parking lot!
HAHAHAHA. This is genius. On one of mine and Hunter's first dates he drove his dad's like 20 year old Ford pick-up truck. And it broke down! Well not really, he had to change something. I don't even know what it was. So it's really true that us girls know absolutely nothing about cars. We don't care how it broke down or what caused a flat tire, we really just want it to be fixed. Also, it's okay to not know anything about cars. It doesn't matter to me much, but maybe it does to a guy's ego. This post was great :) And yeah, Kyle. There's quite a few examples in the Bird parking lot.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a sign of a real man. He knows how to fix a car. Thank you for commenting Stephanie!
DeleteHa. Luckily that has never happened to me on a date, but I have ended up on the side of the road more than once
ReplyDeleteI love it how the moment something went wrong with your car that day, you decided to text me about it. :) Thanks for commenting, Latane!
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ReplyDeleteI can say from experience that I don't know the first thing about cars. I was at the store one day and my car wouldn't start so I called my dad up in a panic. He told me to press the gas while trying to start and luckily it worked! Then the second was when I was at a stop light and my car started to involuntarily shake. Once again I called my dad up for help. Needless to say if it wasn't for him, I would have been screwed. So it's nice for us girls that know nothing about cars to be able to call up guys that do. There are so many guys at Bird that blast their rap music in the parking lot and think they are so cool. I personally think they look like a bunch of idiots.
ReplyDeleteNearly everything I know about cars is what I have learned from spending time with my dad at his shop. I love Dads. Moms are okay. Thanks for commenting, J-Wood!
ReplyDeleteYou kiss your mother with that mouth?
DeleteLatane. you're weird
DeleteI want to make a point about cars. Why do guys insist on having this jacked up trucks, when gas is so expensive. It is not okay when you use all your money on gas to pick your girl up that you can't pay for dinner. As a girl myself, i would much rather my guy have a sensible car that works and has a.c.! Plus I think ever guy should know how to change a tire. If my car broke down and my guy didn't know how to change a tire it would definitely change our relationship, as in he would be the one walking to a garage. So boys, learn how to change a tire!
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